is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
(Source: yuckier)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(Source: kristenforthewin)
HOW TO READ A BOOK: positions. (x)
“Exercise is for non book readers.”
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
(Source: jiggyfeet)
ohmy
(Source: rstrk)
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
PREACH
- me everyday: I need new clothes.
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
(Source: vans-supreme)
