• Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

pokemon-personalities:

a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

orgygami:

If u have a crush on me pls tell me so I can fuck it up thanks

sunrise-surf:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view