- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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i love sleeping to avoid problems
a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
If u have a crush on me pls tell me so I can fuck it up thanks
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view